There, you see? Sieg Heil, sieg heil. Well, Evel Knievel, why don't you jump over them with your rocket cycle? Aah, we're always running late you ugly stank. From Season 23 Episode 02, Band in China. Alarm! Play as Stan, Kyle, Kenny, Cartman or any number of your favorite South Park characters in SOUTH PARK LET'S GO TOWER DEFENSE PLAY! Along with everyone else in town. Two zombies pass by] Hello there! Adolph Hitler was a very, very naughty man. Eric! Damn it! Well at least my mom's not on the cover of Crack Whore magazine! We'll never get any candy if Kenny keeps eating people! Damn Johnson, what the hell's gotten into you? God damn it, my mom is not on the cover of Crack Whore magazine!! Creators Trey Parker and Matt Stone cut theircharacters and backgrounds out of construction paper and filmed the showstop-motion. Come on!" I'm talking about the zombies that have taken over South Park! Once you kill the original zombie, all the others zombies will turn back to normal. Make looove, don't you be afraid; It's about being good to one another, and giving and loving. Don't worry babe. I have to show you an educational video. I said, "I can't wait to own a fishing tank.". Yeah, what's the matter? How can he be mad with such pretty hair and rosy cheeks? You must remove that costume, immediately! It's working! Thanks Tom, already more than half the townspeople here in South Park have been infected with the pink eye virus. No, no, you're the ass master, there's a difference. Marty, do you have to put that stuff on everything? Your family's poor!!! ...So then the necrophiliac says, "If this ain't a cadaver then I-". Where the hell is Kyle, we don't have all night to wait for him. In other news, a pink eye epidemic is now sweeping the town of South Park. I guess I just realized how stupid we would look. Doctor, who is the first person to come in here with the sickness? I don't know, it ju- it just makes everything taste so...English. Whoa, Chef's really scared of ghosts, huh? As the reports of UFO sightings increase, more mysterious crop circle patterns are appearing in fields all around South Park. The official script for "Spookyfish" was released by South Park Studios. "Pinkeye" is the seventh episode of the first season of the animated television series South Park. Heyy. Let's all point at Stan and laugh, children. Thanks Tom, already more than half the townspeople here in South Park have been infected with the pink eye virus. User:South Park Studios. For shocking people who try to give us granola treats, or something. For worcestershire sauce recipes please press 1 followed by the pound sign. For Worcestershire sauce recipes please press 1 followed by the pound sign. First is Swag Industries parodying the Columbia Pictures logo but with the statue of Liberty. I don't like Kenny anymore, he, he just doesn't communicate. Halloween isn't about costumes, or candy. Let's try to keep our hands and arms to ourselves, okay? Uhh, Mr. Torres was here for a routine check-up Chef. South Park was born as The Spirit of Christmas, a five-minute short inwhich Santa Claus and Jesus use hand-to-hand combat to determine who trulyreigns over the holiday. Adolph Hitler was a very, very naughty man! Thanks a lot, Wendy! The fight, billed as "Boutin' at the Mountain," pits the Prince of Darkness and father of Damien against Jesus, the host of "Jesus and Pals," the South Park's favorite cable access show. Here with a live report is a midget wearing a bikini. *Scripts on sale may be shipped as "Media Mail." Heyy. Yeah, you want to be my girlfriend? Huhuh. All you have to do is kill the original zombie. The episode is themed around Halloween and includes a parody of the animated series Scooby-Doo (with the band Korn filling the role of Mystery, Inc.). God bless it! Well at least my mom's not on the cover of Crack Whore magazine! I guess I just wasn't very considerate of your feelings. Oh, I didn't want all that sweet stuff. The Chinese censors shut down production on the Crimson Dawn biopic until Stan rewrites the script. They're turning back to normal. "Pinkeye" is the seventh episode of the first seasonof the animated television series South Park. Ho, looks like they got a touch of that pink eye that's going around. Well, how the hell do we know who the original zombie is?! It is located here! Stan, I'm awful sorry you got dressed up like Raggedy Andy. They're all dressed up like ghosts too. "South Park" Pinkeye (TV Episode 1997) cast and crew credits, including actors, actresses, directors, writers and more. Okay Chef, dial the hotline number. Maybe we could actually kiss tonight Stan. We'll never get any candy if Kenny keeps eating people! However, the doctor is not convinced, misdiagnosing all the zombies as having pinkeye. I gotta call this hotline number children. Hey, he said I could have his pudding! If worcestershire sauce has been used as embalming, please pr…. And the award for worst costume this year goes to... Stan, for his stupid little clown thing costume. https://southpark.fandom.com/wiki/Pinkeye/Script?oldid=427106. Schnell ach. They're all dressed up like ghosts too. It originally aired on Comedy Central in the United States on September 17, 1997. Let's see now. Alle Menschen werden Brüder. Cartman, those pictures were taken like, last month. Okay, children. You'll feel better once we're out trick-or-treating. Wait a minute, that thing landed on Kenny, and they took him to the mortuary. by datadragon » Mon Jul 13, 2015 3:10 am 2 Replies 3351 Views Last post by Raymond455 ... 0107 Pink Eye Bloopers (7) by Crampsy » Fri Jun 05, 2009 9:11 pm 5 Replies 5411 Views Now, get in here before those zombies getcha! Take your favorite fandoms with you and never miss a beat. The last episode of the season "Cartman's Mom Is a Dirty Slut" was released on the South Park, Volume 4 on December 14, 1999. Hello there, children. It's okay with me because Eric is cool. The game combines snowball-throwing action with tower defense strategy, and is designed for players of all skill levels. I don't wanna trick-or-treat with you. But she looks just like everybody else. Worcestershire sauce emergency hotline, this call might be monitored to ensure you the highest quality service, how may I help you? Sieg Heil, sieg heil. I wanted to chat a bit about the name of the Red-Haired Police Officer/Detective -- he's gone by about three names. Thank you Miss Yothers. Haven't you noticed anything strange lately? They got no heartbeat, no feeling. These people have been thematized. You ruined my Halloween! For the full-size versions of the images click on the thumbnails below. Remember how she dissed you at the costume contest? Chef? Chef, Ah- I think maybe the pink eye has made you a little delirious. The planets even all revolve the right way. No, no doctor, I've seen this type of thing before. Let's all gather around and bob for stupid apples now. ...And the President responded to the incident by saying, quote, "Screw those Commie bastards, and screw their little wussy space station.". Eh, too bad drinking scotch isn't a paying job, or else Kenny's dad would be a millionaire. The official script for "Starvin Marvin" was released by South Park Studios. Synopsis. It kicks ass. No way dude. I'm gonna make a new costume during recess. Back to Script Search Page. Here with a live report is a midget wearing a bikini. I gotta call this hotline number children. Coincidence?? The creators Trey Parker and Matt Stone wrote most of the season's episodes; Dan Sterling, Philip Stark and David Goodman were credited Yeah, he was too young to be taken from us. Oh I'm so hungry, and all I can think about eating is, eh, 's brains! I'm sorry I dissed you at school like that Stan. Doctor, who is the first person to come in here with the sickness? Hey SPS! Hey man, we gotta get home and get our costumes ready. It's so funny! It originally aired on Comedy Central in the United States on October 29, 1997, and was the show's first Halloween episode. Please don't be mad. Let, let us remember the good times, Kenny would have wanted it that way. Oh look out, Holly Hobby's all pissed off! You said we were going to be Raggedy Ann and Andy, remember? Halloween isn't about costumes, or candy. Here's an excerpt from the script where Cartman mentions the dog's name: CARTMAN: "Watch this! We offer the widest selection of Movie Scripts, TV Scripts, TV Movie Scripts, Screenplays, Treatments I can't, I have to win those two tons of candy. Dude, you're the one who cut him in half with a chain saw. "South Park" Pinkeye (TV Episode 1997) cast and crew credits, including actors, actresses, directors, writers and more. You know, I think death is least funny when it happens to a child. Menchoss? This page is a gallery for images from Season One's "Pinkeye". I'd give you topical medicine, but I don't wanna touch ya. At the South Park police department, the members of NAMBLA (North American Man Boy Love Association) show up and demand the release of Mr. Garrison and "Tony316". Now, I've gotta hunch we'll get to the bottom of this… at the morgue. It originally aired on Comedy Centralin the United States on October 29, 1997, and was the show's first Halloween episode. South Park Studios Forums. Well, at least my mom's not on the cover of Crack Whore magazine! I gave it away to hungry children in Nairobi. Think about it: Dead people getting up and walking around, and Tina Yothers comin' to town? Oh, good, you're here. In the episode, the boys' class is joined by a new student named Damien, who has been sent by his father Satan to find Jesus and arrange a boxing match between the two. In the Halloween episode, Pinkeye, Kenny becomes a zombie and bites a chunk out of another student. Well, Evel Knievel, why don't you jump over them with your rocket cycle? The first season of the animated television series South Park ran for 13 episodes from August 13, 1997 to February 25, 1998 on the American network Comedy Central. Yeah, well for God sake don't touch your eyes. Oh, good, you're here. Eh, too bad drinking scotch isn't a paying job, or else Kenny's dad would be a millionaire. Oh, I didn't want all that sweet stuff. Aw, come on Stan, maybe that's just because you look like a total choad. Aah, we're always running late you ugly skank. South Park – The Complete First Season was originally released by Warner Home Video as a three-disc region 1 DVD box set in the U.S. on November 12, 2002 and received an MA rating. Check the titles you want and click the "Add Items to Cart" button below. That's good, just use those mouth muscles like the girls in Beijing. Cut to the midget, where zombies are shown ransacking the town. Ho, looks like they got a touch of that pink eye that's going around. Coincidence?? Thanks a lot, Wendy! It kicks ass. Ask him yourself. It’s the fast-paced action/strategy game, where you play to save the town of South Park. Le- let me give you some, some topical cream. I don't really give a crap! He hasn't moved an inch, or said anything. I don't want no god damn pink eye! "Make Love, Even When I'm Dead" • Zombies children. Relax Stan. Come on Stan! Now, I've gotta hunch we'll get to the bottom of this... at the morgue. Where the hell is Kyle, we don't have all night to wait for him. Ah! We can eat it at Cartman's house, and see more naughty pictures of his mom. I've seen this kind of thing before. You're just jealous! Now, get in here before those zombies getcha! Hey man, we gotta get home and get our costumes ready. Where did you get that costume, young man?! "Korn's Groovy Pirate Ghost Mystery" is the 10th-aired and the 12th-produced episode of the third season of the animated television series South Park. Okay now, all you little Chewbaccas take your seats. I'll prescribe some antibiotics. We've got to do something about the living dead! South Park Morgue • Hey hey, now, now, there, there have been a lot of incredible advances in topical creams over the last few years. Now let's make sure we got everything. That tub of candy is as good as mine! Kyle, Stan and Kenny decide which event to attend, the town of South Park visits the local bookie to bet on the outcome of the 320 lb. Okay Chef, dial the hotline number. Flashlight…. What?! Everything's going to be okay. Script • I'll show you. I'm gonna win the costume contest with this sweet Chewbacca costume. Zellan vei zamboa-. Doktor Stalin? Oooh I don't think so! They're gonna be so jealous. Let's all gather around and bob for stupid apples now. You said we were going to be Raggedy Ann and Andy, remember? The Smith kids are richer than Token. We gotta call that Worcecestershire sauce hotline. He's a little limey zombie now! Welcome to the Worcestershire Sauce customer service hotline. Hey Kenny, are you gonna eat your pudding? Wendy's going as Raggedy Ann, and she said this way we'd win the costume contest for sure. The boy's blood was treated to a pulsating glow effect. Well, I can assure you that it has absolutely nothing to do with the Japanese Mafia. Chef, Ah- I think maybe the pink eye has made you a little delirious. There's a Zombie Apocalypse in South Park and Chef rushes to the medical clinic to warn the doctor. what do you think you're doing?! They're turning back to normal. It's the British kid! Couldn't your family afford a costume for you? I said, your family had to put a cardboard box up for a second mortgage, Kenny! The one that started the whole mess. It's working! Don't you children see, Kenny's turned into a zombie. It's the British kid! Stan, I'm awful sorry you got dressed up like Raggedy Andy. Zombies children. Well, how about we make you a new costume. For regular sauce, the first thing you need to do is make sure that you do not just go out and start decapitating zombies left and right. Watch Episode. South Park is overrun with the living dead. The doctor said the first people he treated were the mortician and his assisstant. All you have to do is kill the original zombie. Doktor Stalin? Relax Stan. Why don't you go back to Endor you stupid wookie?! For worcestershire sauce product placement, please press 2. [a plane circles around a field with odd patterns on it, and a cameraman pans out to reveal the outline of --- Cartman!] It is located here! "Pinkeye" is the 7th episode of Season One, and the 7th overall episode of South Park.It originally aired on October 29, 1997. Remind me to whup your ass good next time I see ya. Why the hell did you dress up like Raggedy Andy dude? Let me guess, pink eye, right? It originally aired on Comedy Central in the United States on October 29, 1997. Bodad comrade Dobalsted. Yeah, you want to be my girlfriend? I'll prescribe some antibiotics. Alarm! Hehe. Original zombie? Errr! Symptoms include a complete loss of heart functions, blood pressure, lung activity, and of course, sticky puffy eyes. What?! Well, why the hell would you dress up like Evel Knievel? Do not start decapitating zombies left and right! Remind me to whup your ass good next time I see ya. Let's see now. Tom: In other news, a pink eye epidemic is now sweeping the town of South Park. Ask him yourself. Why the hell did you dress up like Raggedy Andy dude? Why the hell would I dress up like Elvis? Whoa, Chef's really scared of ghosts, huh? How can he be mad with such pretty hair and rosy cheeks? Aaand, let me just make a few quickie alterations, and there ya go, young man. That's it Kenny, you can't trick-or-treat with us anymore! I'm never gonna win that two tons of candy looking like everybody else! It's the most wonderful time of the year, (we start with the logos of two things distributing the film. I can still win that candy. Let, let us remember the good times, Kenny would have wanted it that way. Well, uh, iwa- it was the mortician and his assistant at the morgue, yeah. No, dammit! It's Adolph Hitler costume. Well, uh, i- it was the mortician and his assistant at the morgue, yeah. Just wait till everyone sees my sweet Chewbacca costume. That's it Kenny, you can't trick-or-treat with us anymore! We realize you have a choice in worcestershire sauces, we are delighted that…. What in the hell are you doing dressed up like that?! Come here, Garland. Yyou go first, Bebe. Knock it off you guys, she said she was young, and needed the money. I thought you would reach the same conclusion, so, I came as Chewbacca. Why, hello Chef. Well, I can assure you that it has absolutely nothing to do with the Japanese Mafia. All of a sudden, my costume is pretty badass, huh? Keep up the good work! We can eat it at Cartman's house, and see more naughty pictures of his mom. Warning This Article contains information marked as Mature.In other words, it will have an adult theme and contain scenes and storylines which are unsuitable for readers under 18 years of age. It originally aired on Comedy Central in the United States on February 4, 1998. This ain't no pink eye, it's the living dead. Sleep well, little child,the Lord holds thee now. There, you see? "Death" is the sixth episode of the first season of the animated television series South Park. Do you understand? Marty, do you have to put that stuff on everything? I gave it away to hungry children in Nairobi. All of a sudden, my costume is pretty badass, huh? Please don't be mad. Okay now, all you little Chewbaccas take your seats. Yeah! Get the hell out of here Johnson! Elvis? [She places a poster of Richard Nixon (aka Tricky Dick) on the door. Well, your- your temperature is only 55 degrees, you have no pulse, no heartbeat, and your, your eyes are all puffy and sticky. That's right, Principal Victoria. At the South Park Genetic Engineering ranch Cartman asks Dr. Mephisto if he can genetically engineering for … Flashlight... For shocking people who try to give us granola treats, or something. Kenny?! The doctor said the first people he treated were the mortician and his assistant. You'll feel better once we're out trick-or-treating. Dude, you're the one who cut him in half with a chain saw. From Season 05 Episode 12, Here Comes the Neighborhood. A group of zombies breaks into the clinic and Chef escapes by jumping out a window. Come on Stan! Everything's going to be okay. Stream free episodes and clips, play games, create an avatar and go behind-the-scenes of … Hey, wait til you see my Halloween costume tomorrow. Well, let's go home, start eating that candy. ... South Park Pilot info and history plus script. Couldn't your family afford a costume for you? Kenny McCormick • Where did you get that costume, young man?! Aw, come on Stan, maybe that's just because you look like a total choad. Hey, wait til you see my Halloween costume tomorrow. You're probably wondering why we're standing here with a pile of money and no pants on. The planets even all revolve the right way. No, no, you're the ass master, there's a difference. Errr! We were going to enter the costume contest as a pair. He's a little limey zombie now! Official Description. I'm the whole solar system! What are you supposed to be Stan, Howdy Doody? Yeah, I'm afraid the two of you have - Pink Eye. Well, how about we make you a new costume. I guess I just wasn't very considerate of your feelings. These crop circles, when viewed from above, form strange patterns. ... After each script is complete, the storyboard process begins, which typically takes from a week to a week and a half. Jesus. You're probably wondering why we're standing here with a pile of money and no pants on. Now let's make sure we got everything. You lied to me. It's Adolf Hitler costume. Don't you children see, Kenny's turned into a zombie. I'm the whole solar system! Hey, he said I could have his pudding! We were going to enter the costume contest as a pair. Bodad comrade Dobalsted. Hey Stan, you look almost pretty enough to kiss. Yeah, well for God sake don't touch your eyes. "Pinkeye" is the seventh episode of the first season of the American animated television series South Park. Detective Harris. For regular sauce, the first thing you need to do is make sure that you do not just go out and start decapitating zombies left and right. Maybe we could actually kiss tonight Stan. In the episode, Grandpa Marvin tries to convince Stan to kill him, while the parents of South Park protest the foul-mouthed cartoon Terrance and Phillip. Damn it, don't you see? Well, your- your temperature is only 55 degrees, you have no pulse, no heartbeat, and your, your eyes are all puffy and sticky. Wendy said that first prize is two tons of candy. Yeah, I'm afraid the two of you have - Pink Eye. Haven't you noticed anything strange lately? Dude, dressing up like Hitler is not badass! Yeah! Do you understand? Wendy said that first prize is two tons of candy. Nice going Kenny, she was about to give us candy. 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