Oh, Dad, I've never been happier to be your daughter! Unless you're a man. " - Wha- - Wha- [Muffled] Come on, Lisa. [Laughs] I should write this down. Having befriended a lamb on a trip to a petting zoo,Lisa refuses to eat a lamb chop,seeing it as a living creature,and becomes a vegetarian,ruining Homer's hog-roast barbecue. As Turner reports in “Planet Simpson,” key members of “The Simpsons” creative team identify closely with Lisa’s political beliefs. Why would I want to look at a pen with a-[Gasps] Oh, no! Grampa: (being Goldilocks) Well, I'm sorry, but it was 150 degrees in the car. Naturally, this causes Lisa to break by propelling Homer’s spectacular roast pig into the air, before dejectedly eating a Kwik-E-Mart “hot dog” after she resigns herself to the idea that the meat-worlding world will never be able to accommodate her fully. I've got to find out more. I'll cut off her mike. LOV-V-V-V-V-VED ME! Until there’s larger systemic change, eating veggie, vegan or anything else is still a personal choice, and it’s unproductive to spend energy trying to “convert” rather than leading by example and sharing your honest feelings when asked. This is terrible at best. Little Lamb: (worried) Li-i-i-sa, I thought you lov-v-v-ved me! It's so luminous and vibrant! One of things I loved most about Lisa was that she never watered herself down to please other people. "Lisa the Vegetarian" is the fifth episode in the seventh season of the American animated television series The Simpsons. - [Alarm Blares] - [Men Shouting] You may remember me from such medical films as Alice Doesn't Live Anymore and Mommy, What's Wrong with that Mars Face? I learned a surprising lot from cartoons, and in particular The Simpsons, that maybe even I didn’t even realize at the time. [Dr. [Scoffs] I can do that at home. In the episode, Lisa decides to stop eating meat after bonding with a lamb at a petting zoo. It's the kind John Glenn eats when he's not in space. And a spring for his curly tail. During the episode, Lisa becomes more and more agitated as she is offered an emptied hot dog bun as a veggie substitute, her school shows ridiculous anti-vegetarian propaganda in the form of another one of Troy Mclure’s educational videos (“If a cow ever got the chance, he’d eat you and everyone you care about”), and her own father holds an incredibly meaty barbecue where her veggie option is mocked and she is (accidentally) slapped in the face by a burger patty. Lisa the Vegetarian Big Bad Wolf: Come out, Come out or I'll blow your house in. I burned the roast. [Scratching] - [School Bell Rings] - [Cheering] Okay, let's see. Lisa insulted us, Mom. Wow! - Please, young customers ignore the frozen gentleman, and return to your impulse buying. - Hey! Hibbert Laughing] So you're worried about your genes, huh? Is that you, Apu? Then the Simpson genes kicked in. I'm getting worried about Lisa. - I'm adopted? But I learned long ago, Lisa, to tolerate others rather than forcing my beliefs on them. - Grampa! Actually, it's not so much funny as it is long. For more than 20 years now, Lisa Simpson has stuck with her convictions and remains a vegetarian. [Buzzing] Don't open it, Ralph. Hi, I'm Troy McClure. I painted that one. Because your father has a big surprise for you. - I'm finished. ##[Ends] The best part was when the buildings fell down. That felt like a sale. Look at the interplay of light and shadow. - That's right. That's just foolishness! Me too. [Southern Accent] Quit-You kids knock it off. Matilda’s dietary requirements are never overtly stated (to my memory),but Lisa’s vegetarian ethics are famous. When Lisa eats the hot dog, it is revealed to her by Apu that it was in fact tofu, and he then leads her to talk with Paul and Linda McCartney. [Laughs] - [Both Laughing] - [Homer] Oh! Everybody hates birds, right? Cohen showed … Like you! Unless, of course, they're replying to an editorial. Mom, I think something's wrong with me. Let's go. Transcripts Wiki is a FANDOM TV Community. Or an environmental lawyer. - [Clank] - [Laughing] Well, Ralph seems happy enough. I rounded up every Simpson in the tri-city area so I can prove to you there's nothing wrong with the Simpson genes. I run an unsuccessful shrimp company. marks an episode with not enough content. I figure if you've got something special to say you have to share it with the world. The defective Simpson gene is on the "Y" chromosome, so only men are affected. Except this stupid braintea- [Gasps] I got it! We don't just put people on TV. Marge, we need No snacks. Get- Right- Back- - [Grunts] - I'll get your coat. - Better. Lisa explicitly becomes a vegetarian in the episode aptly named “Lisa the Vegetarian” in season seven. That's a good idea. Now I can't remember my combination. Little more. It’s irksome to watch Lisa having to be the one to compromise and be gracious when she is surrounded by people who are shitty about her own diet choices. - Check it out! Room for one more. Hey, angel pie. Relax, Lise. Worst: Paul & Linda McCartney – “Lisa The Vegetarian“ The Simpsons had three out of four members of The Beatles guest star over the year, and one of the episodes was bound to not be a winner. Wham Episode: Lisa becomes a vegetarian. Go ahead, Chet. Aw, they just came for the buffalo wings. This is your great-uncle Chet. 07/19/98 02:26. You probably should have researched this first, eh, Dad? Lisa, come on. - Yea! It's an amusement park for babies. Yea! - What? - You get it after you leave. " - I need more information. Whoo! [Whimpers] Well, you look pretty successful. Or Regional Sales Coordinator for the third largest distributor of bunk and trundle beds. Now get outta here. - [Cracking] [Jasper Moans] By gum, it worked. It can't just be a bad day. You know you can influence people without badgering them always. Lisa the Vegetarian Big Bad Wolf: Come out, Come out or I'll blow your house in. Lisa, it's me, Daddy. Lisa, honey, wake up. - Wait a minute. So wait a minute. So before that happens, I want to share some things with you that have meant a lot to me. As the moral center of a show that has long been unabashedly critical and satirical of anything and everything, she continues … I'm surprised at you, Lisa. “Lisa the Vegetarian” is one of several lovely, morally-upright episodes penned by David X. Whoo! Of course. P.S. What a time to be alive. I rounded up every Simpson in the tri-city area so I can prove to you there's nothing wrong with the Simpson genes. Lisa the vegetarian full episode - Here is the full story Lisa Simpson vegetarian Journey! - [Crowd Murmurs] The label vanished many years ago. I remembered this surprising cameo, but I hadn’t really remembered what they actually said. No. Let her speak. 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