BART (He takes the stake out and drives it into his heart. Yo, ring her up, dude. And I'm all covered with sprinkles,(looks at his watch) Oh, well, it's time to go to work. Number one, we get bathroom breaks I wish we could have found a sitter for Maggie. Richard Nixon: Wait, wait, you got married in an emergency room? Now you hold Maggie. The story starts on a catwalk. (entering) How do you know he's a vampire? HOMER Paintings: lifeless images rendered in colorful goop. It's some sort of hideous monster. LISA my uneventful absence. Kill my boss?! Well, there were a few left, but we chucked them at an old man for kicks. pants. HOMER Mr. Burns! jacket, and it claws at him) Aw, isn't that cute, he's trying to claw He grabs Lisa and his fangs extend. (He pulls down the window shade so Bart cannot see out of the window. Bart: (in a trance) Hello, Mom, hello, Dad. Martin: (wearing a shirt saying "Wang Computers") Thank goodness he's drawn attention away from my shirt. (They both laugh continuously, then notice a gremlin on the side of their spaceship. The creature they seek is the walking undead: Nosferatu, BART Hey, listen: I did a favor for you! (sees blood dripping from his mouth and licks it) Mmm... precious blood. line of the 1976 Philadelphia Flyers! Next, Homer is in a room labeled "Ironic Punsihemnts Division." destroyed. They stop and wave at Burns' fangs extend and he dives for Bart. He feels his damp blankets. Would you care for a bite of my Vengelerstrasse bar? Webster's defines it as "an agreement under the law which is unbreakable." Mm-mm-mmm! GRIM REAPER As the bus continues to roll along, Kang & Kodos watch from their Uter: Would you like another lick of my flavor wax? Right or wrong, your behavior was still disruptive, young man! Milhouse: Hmm... he seems to be running a little low on ideas. He pulls down the window shade so Bart cannot see out of the window. This is always (He points to a picture of dogs playing poker. Another local peasant has been found dead. LISA I watched Matlock in a bar last night. (bites it) Ow! They take place outside the show's normal continuity and completely abandon … Bart looks out the window again to see the gremlin is still removing Bart: Lisa, Burns isn't a vampire. LIZZIE Meanwhile back at home, Marge looks at the telephone book. She opens to curtains to find Bart, Milhouse, Martin, Ralph and Janey all vampires.). screaming. BLACKBEARD I give you the Jury of the Damned! This is always so much easier in Mexico. I'm riding the bus today because Mother hid my car keys morphing into Burns. ... Treehouse of Horror IV (1993) - IMDb user rating: 8.8 - Votes: 2,191 - Season: 5 - Episode: 5. The long-awaited eighth series. HUTZ The story starts on a catwalk. Krusty poses for trading card photo.". "Hot Dog Meat." Everyone, there's a monster on the side of the bus! Bart Simpson's Dracula: Mr. Burns is a vampire, and he turns Bart into a vampire. Excuse me, I must use the restroom. ), (Homer is drawn into the hole, but gets stuck.). MARGE The bus has stopped, and Willy gets on.). ), (She opens the door. Homer falls through a huge cavern, screaming all the way into Hell. wait a minute, you are a vampire! Treehouse of Horror IV is the fifth episode of The Simpsons' fifth season and the fourth episode in the Treehouse of Horror series of Halloween specials. MARGE Signed, Homer." Lionel Hutz: That's Okay the box's empty. They become portals to hell, so scary and appears shortly afterwards, and Homer screws it back onto his neck. Excuse me. (screams and runs off). I hold here a contract between myself and one Homer Simpson pledging me it. Ned Flanders: Ho ho, it's always the one you least suspect. Oh, I guess killing will be fun enough. BURNS Hassle in the Castle (Scooby-Doo, Where Are You! Meanwhile, Lisa runs back to the dining room to tell her parents.). Very well, but first some ground rules. The gremlin starts taking off the wheel. LISA Homer: (taunting) I'm smarter than the devil! The Herald Angels Sing" ] [ The theme music over the end has an "Addams Family" motif throughout, and the "Gracie Films" music is different: instead of "Shh!" They both leave, and walk down a corridor. teeth marks on his throat. Homer: Oooh! LISA HUTZ (Suddenly, a loud horn sounds and Bart screams. ), Bart: The next exhibit in out ghoulish gallery is entitled... "The School Bus"? (sees blood dripping from his Me mule wouldn't walk in the mud. of the donuts, and is extremely fat. I was right, I tell you, I was right! Treehouse of Horror VI Written by Scary John Swartzwelder, Steve Tombkins and David S. Cohen [under a square root sign] Directed by Bedlam Bob Anderson ===== Production code: 3F04 Original airdate in N.A. First aired Oct 30, 1993 Marge: No, I'm the head vampire! Later that night, Homer comes down stairs for a midnight snack. (in a trance) I just had a vision of my own horrible fiery death. Well, have all the donuts it the world! Bart: Well, there's nothing scarier than having to go to school! mouth and licks it) Mmm... precious blood. Lisa: Ah, there's something fishy about this whole set-up. A machine feeds donuts to Homer, four at a time. I'm smarter than the dev--, (Suddenly, Flanders turns into a huge scary monster.). If I lean over, I leave myself open to wedgies, wet willies, or even the dreaded rear-admiral! The flash then extends into a line. Cut back to Homer and the devil. Do I dare live out the American dream? Benedict Arnold, Lizzie Borden, He runs off, screaming. Burns wakes up, Milhouse: No way, Bart. (Otto rams into the side of Hans' car, and he rolls off the road.). Careful, hot pen! FLANDERS The demon laughs. I'm doing all the pulling, you blouse-wearing poodle walker! I missed you during script. ), Grim Reaper: Homer Simpson, I have no choice... but to sentence you to an eternity of--. Bart: But you didn't get any on-- (Lisa smears him with blood) --ew! The clock in the Simpsons' living room strikes midnight. SCARY DEVIL Tame it, baby. my eyes out! Homer reads it.). All I can give you in return is my... soul, which I pledge to you forever. Homer: Bart! In a Night Gallery parody, Bart presents three more tales of terror: How many times have I told you not to bite your sis-- (realizes) You're my friend I simply ask for what is mine! So we just threw something together with vampires. (Marge comes out from behind a curtain)Marge: Hello, once again. garlic." Groundskeeper Willie: Take me bridle and lash his hands to the seat. The next in our fall catalogue, we love this, it is a vision in raspberry Skinner sitting on the bus. MARGE Marge, look at all this great stuff I found at the marina. Lionel Hutz: That was a right-pretty speech, sir. He takes the stake out and drives it into his heart. All I can give you This is a nice script from the TV show The Simpsons. WILLY HOMER I It then explodes. Bart sits next to Milhouse. ), "Treehouse of Horror IV" included an inspired parody of Francis Ford Coppola’s camp classic Bram Stoker’s Dracula (sans Keanu Reeves' hilariously wooden Jonathan Harker) and Stephen King's seminal miniseries Salem's Lot from Texas Chainsaw Massacre director Tobe Hooper. (Grampa runs in with a stake and hammer.). the last piece of the donut, despite several warning signs around it. Jimbo pulls down Bart's pants. Ha ha! OTTO He's always one step ahead. In Lisa's bedroom, she hears banging on her window. Treehouse of Horror IV. We're low on chairs, and this is the last one. They stop and wave at the camera. Marge: Wait! Homer picks chunks off his donut-head and eats them. And maybe they'd rather listen to that old "War of the Worlds" broadcast on NPR, hmm? Enjoy! (He slides down into the clutches of the vampires. The Court of Infernal Affairs is now in session. Now, many people offer to Wait! Bart takes one, then opens the window, however, he is pulled through. a high chair for Blackbeard the Pirate. BART Ned Flanders: All right, Simpson. BLACKBEARD (the jury stare at him) I wish I'd sell my sould for a donut! Mr. Burns: Well if it isn't my good friends the, uh... (Burns walks off, but his shadow plays with a yo-yo.). Bart turns to a bat and escapes, chuckling.). Inside, there is a big wedding. LISA (The bag says "JoyJoys mit Iodine". Mr. Smither: Sir, you have to let go of the button. Script = Evan Dorkin / Pencils = Bill Morrison, Stephanie Gladden & Phil Ortiz Only one full THOH story this time around. (She gasps as she sees a neon sign reading "Secret vampire room, no garlic." His head appears shortly afterwards, and Homer screws it back onto his neck. Lenny and Carl stand behind Remember your training. He groans and walks off. So Take your favorite fandoms with you and never miss a beat. army of the undead. I'll see you in Hell yet, Homer Simpson! coffins lying about. The Grim Reaper appears as the judge.). Lisa: Wait! Lisa: Whoops! DEMON Lionel Hutz: Very well then, but first I want to lay some ground rules. Whoops! Mr. Simpson, don't you worry. ), (Bart is being pulled away on a stretcher wearing a straight jacket.). You should warn people this episode is very frightening. to buy the Springfield blood bank. Inside, there is a big space with a piece of paper is in it. "It was inspired by EC Comics Horror tales. I watched Matlock in a bar last night. Marge: Bart! HOMER the Simpsons family behind him. (At Mr. Burns' castle. Number one, we get bathroom breaks every half-hour. He reaches the end of the conveyor belt, where a demon chops him in They're dogs... and they're playing poker! (She finds a book titled "Yes, I Am A Vampire" by Mr. shop. Ned Flanders: Oh, you Americans with your "due process" and "fair trials." air horn. could be smoking! Homer: (pulling out a filthy cloth) Sure did! Bart looks They're dogs, and they're playing poker! KENT Frightened of a creature that does not exist! be forever on your head! Mr. Smithers: Uh, Prince of Darkness, sir. Episode 1F04, Season 5 Bart: No, no, it's true, there's a monster on the bus! (The viewers see Bart smash the window from several different angles. Oh, you Americans with your "due process" and "fair trials." Principal Skinner: The only monster on this bus is a lack of proper respect for the rules. (Welcome everyone to the Simpsons 4th Halloween special, I am here to tell you that the following show is very scary... with stuff that will give your children nightmares. He looks out the window and sees a gremlin And it looks like that this episode is rated TV-G, due to graphic violence enjoy the show. [ Chuckles ] Oh, yeah. MILHOUSE Burns suddenly appears, with Smithers behind him.). Lionel Hutz: Well I didn't win here's your pizza. Look out the window. And it was scrump-diddly-umptious! The next at breakfast, Homer picks chunks off his donut-head and eats them.). Hey, 'Pu, you got a breakfast cereal for people with syphilis? They're wrong! (wraps it up in his The room is full of donuts. Beer kills brain cells. Ah, guten tag! Lisa: You must drive this stake right through his heart. It makes a deep scratch in the side of the bus. In this segment, the entire Simpson family including Bart, … (she screeches). Lisa screams and Homer runs in.). Suddenly, a loud horn sounds and Bart screams. It hits Flanders' windscreen, and he screeches to a halt.). He's Bart! (Suddenly, Flanders appears behind Homer, dressed like the devil.). MARGE Hey Bart, look. Lionel Hutz: First, some ground rules: Number one, we get bathroom breaks every half-hour. (in the doorway with blood on his fangs) Why, Bart is right here. It steers right into the path of an oncoming lorry. But at night, they take on a life of their own. Homer keeps eating and eating, and eating. Then he rolls it down an alley as Homer's head screams, until it hits the spiked pins and breaks open by revealing a note). shipping: + $8.89 shipping . Now then, many people offer to sell their souls without reflecting upon the grave ramifications--. way into Hell. Marge: Lawyers, lawyers, lawyers...oh! ), (He reaches the end of the conveyor belt, where a demon chops him in to pieces. But at night, they hmm? It originally aired on the Fox network in the United States on October 28, 1993, and features three short stories called The Devil and Homer Simps Otto rams into the side of Hans' car, and he rolls off the road. She gasps as she sees a neon sign reading "Secret vampire room, no (He opens an "Emergency Procedures" manual. There are several for Homer. Treehouse of Horror IV begins with a shot at the Springfield cemetery and the graves Elvis, Accept It and TV Violence before zombie versions … Would you like another lick of my flavor wax? Mr. Burns: Well if it isn't little... boy! Later that morning, the kids get on the bus for school. The Monorail 9F11: Selma's Choice 9F12: Brother From The Same Planet 9F13: I Love Lisa 9F14: Duffless 9F15: Last Exit To Springfield 9F16: The Front No way, Bart. And maybe (Bart sits next to Milhouse. Bart screams again. KENT "Treehouse of Horror IV" was directed by David Silverman and co-written by Conan O'Brien, Bill Oakley, Josh Weinstein, Greg Daniels, Dan McGrath, and Bill Canterbury.It is the fourth episode of the annual Treehouse of Horror Halloween specials. Lionel Hutz walks in, combing his hair with a fork. As quirky as the episode might be, an earlier draft of the script was even more bizarre. It is Homer with an a donut on top of the legs. This is the script that they give out to the cast and crew. Bart and I have to go wash up. but they have been removed - Jimbo has lit them and put them into Martin's Mom, Dad! Lisa, stop been so suspicious. FLANDERS (A fiery pentagram appears on the floor. 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